After further investigation one can conclude that markets are absolutely rekt; but hey, maybe Warren Buffett is in his zoomer era and puts it all on Solana on some Benjamin Button shit? Hope dies last, fuckhead. DEV IS KNOWN. HEARING THINGS ABOUT TEAM.
IN THIS SEGMENT WE EXPLORE DEATH, SUICIDE, ROPING, WHAT’S THE FUCKING POINT ANYMORE, MAN? AND OTHER GREAT PHILOSOPHIES. BALDING? WE HAVE A HOTLINE FOR YOU
Durpenomics explores the intricacies of modern economic despair with a satirical twist. Join us as we delve into the world of fiscal lunacy.
"GU GU GA GA GA GA GU ICE CREAM DOO DOO DU DU DOO" WHEN CONTACTED FOR A COMMENT, THE PRESIDENT WAS TAKING NAP TIME.
Giannis, shitcoin trader from Athens: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
After a roughhhhh few days.. is it all over?
EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE.